Thursday, February 12th, 2004

More P+J: Matos crunches the numbers on the non-singles voters. Like Marley once said, “Feel it in the one-drop…the generation gap.”

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Thursday, February 12th, 2004

Brilliant post by Jay Smooth on Jack White, Marley Marl, and Aaron Copland, re: the functions of noise.

Side note: isn’t it amazing how convos can float through the ether like this and then someone sums it up and you just go ‘wow’, but first you gotta surf through all these people’s blogs to do it?

Just feeling the love this morning. Thank you blog therapy.

Thoughts inspired by Keith Harris. Give the man some feedback, please.

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Thursday, February 12th, 2004

What?!!?! Kandia Crazy Horse gets her own blog, HOT VOODOO. Her book Rip It Up is out now, too, yall.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Damn that last post was stupid.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

INTEGRATIONISTS ARE CORNY (PAZZ N JOP VERSION)

I’ve been trying to compose a 5-minute response encompassing all my views on P+J and finding myself stifled by anger and sympathy. Weird feeling.

What I can say is that P+J and all the comment threads burning up the gigabytes prove definitively why P+J remains relevant, why all my half-hearted attempts to dismiss it really mean nothing at all.

P +J gets the blood boiling and puts everyone’s cards out for everyone to see. And then we get to the nub of things, what these critics really believe, behind all the 200-word style markers and 800-word canned interviews. And then we get to argue like hell about them all over again.

Beyond that, I gets emotional, some old Jennifer Hudson on American Idol, John Lennon, big-dreaming emotional. I gets angrier than a hornet and corny as fuck.

Here’s Elder Tate: “For the first time since Public Enemy hit, popular taste and that of the modern Afrocentric bohemian are in bizarre sync. It’s an opera and there’s supposed to be a movie coming. Yay.”

Here’s Dean Christgau: “With all flaws and flat spots assumed, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below means to prophesy structurally: Big Boi is the self-created positivity of the gangsta culture both rappers long ago moved beyond, Andre the national aspirations they make so much more of than Eminem, Dr. Dre, and 50 Cent.”

No exclamation points here. Just question marks. Do I feel happy that Outkast topped the chart? Yup. (Sympathy.) Am I happy that it needed crossover love to do it? Nope. (Anger.)

See Nate’s anti-hipster I Love Music thread below. He’s making a simple point. Outkast became this year’s Arrested Development because they slipped over. In a good mood, those of us on this side of the line–the hip-hop gen side–get to marvel at how they did it; that Outkast can get underdog love and remain non-corny is our victory, too. In a bad mood, we go, why the fuck do we need them to validate us?

That’s the stifling thing. The folks from my side that ain’t bother to vote (in generals, primaries, and P+J) care as little about crossing over (just pay ’em the guarantee) as the don’t-wanna-know-nothings on the other side who do.

Integrationists are corny. They’re passe. They’re 60s. All those politically correct teachers teach this shit to kids in elementary school. Pop music criticism, fucking America is all about teen rebellion. It’s about pleasure, not politics. Sell me something, don’t preach at me. Here I am, motherfucking entertain me and pass the Coors. God bless America.

I think well, I’ma go halfway. I vote, because that’s what I do in elections. I don’t submit comments when asked, even politely, and I refuse to become affirmative action officer because I need protection against being let down. But despite all the knee-jerk know-nothing bullshit that explodes whenever anyone begins with the letters R-A-C (or G-E-N-D-E or G-A or whatever), despite knowing without a doubt once this moment passes shit will go right back to the same old shit, I still care enough to agitate.

That’s the height of corniness, to believe in something that you have no right to believe in, something that matters so little that comparing it to the Democratic primaries, let alone American global imperialism, seems the height of puffery, something that is bound to let you down but that can’t be replaced by anything else in your little life.

OK there’s a motherfucking comment.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

INTEGRATIONISTS ARE CORNY (EGO TRIP VH1 VERSION)

Our homies at Ego Trip got their big TV show on racism and Keith Harris got the homies to fess. Thanks to Jay Smooth for the link.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Gotdamn I’m glad Nate Patrin set it off.

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Wednesday, February 11th, 2004

Robert Christgau on NPR : Morning Edition for Wednesday, February 11, 2004. Scroll down to “New Music Picks”. More comments on P+J soon come…

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

INTEGRATIONISTS ARE CORNY (IDOL VERSION)

I got all Wailers over Jennifer Hudson’s performance of “Imagine” on American Idol. Fucking text your vote in now, you racist bastard. Contestant 06.

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004

Hey I linked this list of great music critic pickup lines (courtesy Hipster Detritus) before right? If I did, read it again! They work really well.

Unfortunately (or not) I was never involved with Xen Cuts. And someone else once had me as a Kool Keith freak, but that was my evil non-twin O-dub.

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