Friday, January 30th, 2004

The timing of this lawsuit alleging Def Jam inflated Soundscan numbers through indie promoters is suspect: a few days after Lyor is gone? Hmmm. I mean, who in the industry hasn’t seen these schemes in action?

Here’s how it works: Tiny indie stores that are Billboard reporters are weighted a little stronger than the big chains–this is a mathematical adjustment for statistical undercounting. So a label finds an indie promoter finds a tiny indie store Billboard reporter who ain’t doing so hot, or is willing to work it, gives him several boxes of non-promo CDs as free goods off the books, usually a week early. Guy advertises that he’s the only one in the hood with these highly anticipated CDs, and he’s offering it for under $10. Multiply this by a thousands stores and bam, first week gold.

I imagine it’s probably gotten worse in the past 3 years but clearly Def Jam is not the only one out there doing this.

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Thursday, January 29th, 2004

DEM SNORES

And the window slams shut, according to this article, “Party Leaders Express Relief at the Emergence of Kerry”.

Let’s look at what happened this week…

Dean fires Trippi, visionary leader of the Deaniacs and firm believer in courting the polar–not the swing–voters. Hires Gore advisor.

Kerry is Gore, but from the Northeast. Formidable candidate? Please. This guy is a wooden hairpiece whose stump speeches are apparently preceded by syrup-sipping. He’s the DJ Screw of Democratic candidates–slow, low, stiff, and dead.

In two weeks, the Dems have managed to go from excitable, loose, and enjoyable to cold as a Nor’easter day.

Watch premature alienation follow the cold front.

In the meantime, this is how it should be done, don’t yall think?

(Thanks to my cuz, Helleys, for the link, and for letting me know I had to fix it…)

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Thursday, January 29th, 2004

POST-AMERICAN IDOL HAWAI’I MINI-FAQ

Q: Does everyone do the hula in Hawai’i?

A: Yes.

Q: Why does everyone give everyone leis in Hawai’i?

A: There are too many flowers on the island.

Q: Does everyone have a big family in Hawai’i?

A: Bigger.

Q: I see that people roll deep with their family and leis to auditions. Do they go like that everywhere?

A: Absolutely. To high school graduations, to church, to Costco. Yup. Everywhere.

Q: Is Crystal Akana from Kailua going to be the next American Idol?

A: If her family votes, sure.

Q: Are you really this corny?

A: Why, boddah you?

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Douglas Wolk sums up another horrible year for the industry.

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

IS HE A WEEBLE?

Cause Howard Dean has certainly been doing a lot of wobbling lately. Now he heads into Edwards country. Wake me up when they’re all done.

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

Something to explore for a rainy day when I’m not sleeplessly editing a book: the links between Vorticism and post-millennial neo-graf (or whatever we need to call it) of folks like MISK. Back to the grind…

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

Even before NH, TomDispatch reported on a stunning Newsweek poll that offered hope to Dems. After NH, this could become a giddy “Yeeaarrgh”-like feeling. Side wisecrack: Too bad we won’t get real Dean like that no more.

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

Respect to mt. disappointment in Australia for the big-ups and a link to this article on “Street grime” (pun I’m certain was intended) in The Guardian UK, which I agree is pretty condescending and wack.

These are the kinds of writers that need a Byron Scott. (BTW where are you Chris Ryan?) Anyway–lots of folks whom we’d be happy to see get the work, no doubt.

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

Headline says it all: ‘City of God’ Director: ‘Is the Academy Mad?’

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004

Never cared about the Academy Awards, but I will be pulling for my 13-year-old Polynesian sista, Keisha Castle-Hughes (dead-ringer for my cousin Dory circa late 70s) from the beautiful movie ‘Whale Rider’ and for the bloody brilliant ‘City of God’. NOW will someone in the publishing industry PLEASE get off their ass and get the long-promised, never-materialized English translation of Paulo Lins’ book out?

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